What better way to get over the devastating heartbreak of ending your relationship with model Toni Garrn (oh wait, he dumped her) than chilling on a beach with not a single other guy in sight, just letting your free spirited hair and long scraggly beard flow in the cool breeze.
A lot of us guys talk about how we’d behave if we were Hollywood A-listers with girls throwing themselves at us, and yet most big name celebrities are pretty quick to settle down, and they keep their private lives as private as possible.
Enter Leonardo DiCaprio – finally, someone who isn’t afraid to live out the fantasy we all dream about, and makes absolutely no attempt to hide it from the camera.
Let’s be perfectly clear: there’s a very distinct, solid line between the DiCaprio style of cockiness and the Bieber style of cockiness. On behalf of men everywhere, I can applaud Leo for taking some characteristics from his Jordan Belfort role and applying them to his everyday personal life, whereas Justin Bieber is essentially a spoilt brat who is peaking far too early.
And if the two of them were ever pitted up against each other, Leo would already have serious brownie points for getting caught on camera laughing when Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber in an Ibiza restaurant earlier this year.
DiCaprio also celebrated his 40th birthday this last November, in a 3-day bender with Russell Simmons, Robin Thicke, Tyrese Gibson, Adam Levine and a whole lot of models.
So let the Johnny Depps, Brad Pitts, George Clooneys and Ryan Goslings of this world settle down into marriage with children and all the boring lifestyle restrictions that come with it – us mere mortals have found a new idol in the form of Leonardo DiCaprio.
Who needs an Oscar when you’re living life like this?
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